i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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