just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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