It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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