belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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