You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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