After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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