My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
