i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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