Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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