CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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