So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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