if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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