Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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