Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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