you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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