it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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