Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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