So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
NoShamevember. You game?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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