You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
areolas are like halos for boobs.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
