did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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