suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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