what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My feet surprised me
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