Having a random hookup so left but love u
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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