My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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