um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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