Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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