I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize
