what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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