he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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