I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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