playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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