Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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