Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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