dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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