I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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