.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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