last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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