the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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