another moral hangover. fuck.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
