You smell like stripper and shame
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
