so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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