all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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