It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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