They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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