the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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