I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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