just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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