It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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