I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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