I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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