I'm going to jail i love you
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
