you turned your livingroom into a bong?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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