So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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