Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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