So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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