that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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