I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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