yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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