8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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